February 12 - It is sort of weird having 70 year old parents at my age.
February 12 - I recently got into a serious relationship.
March 20 - Everything is "We" once you're in a relationship.
March 14 - I had to tell my girl to go find another man until this...
March 12 - Marriage is already a competition, why not hand out medals?
February 17 - Beautiful babies come from fugly parents!
March 6 - They call me a cub in bed!
February 6 - Whatever you do, don't skip toilet paper because of the...
September 19 - The new thing to do in Vegas is themed wake-up calls.
February 6 - You can never get with the "second choice" woman!
May 15 - Wearing a hat makes all the difference when balding!
May 27 - Monkey attacks are actually on the rise.