September 22 - Louie re-ups from his supplier.
February 17 - Beautiful babies come from fugly parents!
September 20 - I had a girlfriend who had a bad laugh.
March 6 - They call me a cub in bed!
January 26 - If there is one food that is ridiculous it is coconuts.
February 12 - When I was young I had a speech impediment.
March 6 - Kevin takes a job with a new boss, but has he been hired...
September 15 - I love living in LA.
September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
February 12 - Girls cannot help falling in love while guys avoid it.
May 20 - I use to be Catholic but it was too expensive.
May 27 - Monkey attacks are actually on the rise.