September 22 - Louie re-ups from his supplier.
March 5 - I actually proposed to my girlfriend a few months ago.
March 7 - I stalked my ex on Facebook to find out she's dating a...
March 6 - They call me a cub in bed!
November 5 - My life as a fat kid with glasses, a pony tail, and...
February 6 - Whatever you do, don't skip toilet paper because of the...
November 1 - I hate to say it but I have more in common with Palin...
February 24 - You guys know that yellow pole in the McDonalds drive...
March 15 - One Christmas Eve my parents told me some pretty...
September 15 - I love living in LA.
May 20 - I use to be Catholic but it was too expensive.
May 26 - What's up with these fools who try to hide their age on...